Because many times I asked myself how to get a chick like Raven Riley I searched through the net for straight pick-up lines to use for myself. On this search I found really much sayings at one homepage called lines that are good and now I made a collection of the 101 best pick-up lines. My personal dream is that i can use one of them sometimes for Raven Riley. Here we go:

1. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Doris?
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
4. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
5. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
6. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
7. Wanna fuck like bunnies?
8. Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
9. Sex is a killer, want to die happy?
10. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
11. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
12. What can I do to make you sleep with me?
13. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
14. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
15. I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
16. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
17. My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
18. If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
19. Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
20. Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
21. First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
22. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
23. May i pleasure you with my tongue?
24. I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
25. So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?
26. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
27. I’m like Taxi’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
28. I would fuck you so hard, you’d learn from it.
29. Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
30. Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don’t have sex with me tonight, my dick is going to fall off. We don’t want that now do we?
31. I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?
32. Life is like a dick. When it gets hard - fuck it.
33. Nice fucking weather. Want to?
34. Wanna fuck, or should I call my lawyer?
35. Do you know what part of the tongue registers the salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
36. Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
37. Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
38. You’ve been a bad, bad girl. Go to my room!
39. This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
40. I’m hard. You wet?
41. If you won’t fuck me, can I fuck you?
42. The Lord gave us the power to fuck. So, let’s go have sex!
43. Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
44. What do I have to do to be your booty call?
45. If you talk to me, I’ll fuck you.
46. Do you believe in free love? Else, how much do you cost?
47. I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.
48. Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so well the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
49. Let’s go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy.
50. Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it. (my favorite one)
51. Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
52. Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa.
53. I’ve got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
54. Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do.
55. I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
56. I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
57. I just popped a Viagra. So, we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
58. I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just fuck.
59. You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.
60. So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
61. Hi. I’m gay, think you can convert me?
62. Grab your jacket, you’ve scored. Let’s go.
63. Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I’ll be Superman and fuck you faster than a speeding bullet.
64. Life is short. Let’s fuck and see if there is anything after that.
65. Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.
66. I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth?
67. Do you want to play a game? It’s called Slob the Knob.
68. What’s your favorite sound? My favorite sound is my balls slapping your ass.
69. The CIA wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you? Repeated?
70. Excuse me, can I have some sex, in exchange for sex?
71. Can I please be your slave tonight?
72. Do you spit or swallow?
73. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
74. Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
75. Here’s a quarter, call your roommate and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.
76. Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
77. Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
78. I’m Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
79. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
80. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
81. Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
82. Let us let only latex stand between our love.
83. Hi. I’m a dog and I need to bury my bone.
84. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
85. How about we make like Winnie-the-poo and I get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
86. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
87. Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
88. My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?
89. Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
90. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
91. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
92. Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
93. I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.
94. I’m sterile.
95. Hello, I may have just met you but I feel like I have known you all my life and I love you. What hotel room should I reserve?
96. I’m gonna have sex tonight!!! What are you doing tonight at around 1?
97. Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.
98. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
99. I’d love you like a snowstorm: I’d give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn’t be able to leave the house for 3 days.
100. So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
101. Do you want to go for a bicycle ride? Sit on my face and peddle my ears.

I hope you like them, perhaps you want to add some via comments.

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